The only acceptable ways to introduce yourself on the first day of school
what the hell, nickelodeon?
aw man. ok, u guys hide and i’ll count to 30
I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
everyone’s making us make enormous life decisions at like 18